Guacamole - You Suck at Cooking (episode One Hundo)

You Suck At Cooking

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    Guacamole is an avocado's highest honor. Every avocado grows up wishing they could become this transcendent, authentic guacamole. Although authentic is a relative term because it's made differently in different parts of Mexico, let alone different countries, let alone different planets.
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    How to Make This Guacamole
    Step 1: Watch the video
    Step 2: Follow the instructions
    Step 3: Check the description for the recipe
    Step 4: Take 3 avocados and do that stuff to them.
    Step 5: Add in ¾ teaspoon of salt if they're large, ½ teaspoon if they're small, if you're unsure start with a bit and add more later
    Step 6: Throw the cilantro in the trash if you have that genetic defect, otherwise, chop up a handful and throw it in the bowl with the avocado and squeeze a couple lime wedges in then chop up a deseeded tomato and add that in and around ⅓ to ½ cup finely chopped onion and then some jalapeño, don't be a baby, you love jalapeño but don't overdo it or you'll cry like a baby and it will also hurt on the way out.
    Step 7: Get some tortilla chips or eat it with a spoon.
    Step 8: Smash the subscribe button and also follow me on Instagram because I do different stuff there sometimes.
    Step 9: You've worked hard, take a nap why don't you.

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    1. You Suck At Cooking

      COMMENT GUYS. 100 VIDEOS. HOLY FREAKING COW. And pretty much coincidentally, I’ve finally gotten around to making one of those internet websites with merch and stuff: www.yousuckatcooking.com HOLY FRAGGIN DANG. Can’t thank all of you enough…those of you who have been here from the beginning and any of you who wandered in along the way: THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE YOU! HOLY FLAPPITY CHOP

      1. Adam S

        HOLY FLAPITTY PUCK

      2. Maplecook

        He's completely avocado control, to the point that it guacs my world!

      3. Kim Mauss

        E

      4. Harrison The Car Guy

        ive got SNP

      5. Get Cooking! Italia

        You are funny as hell man!

    2. l quinn

      The problem with store bought jalapenos is...the supermarket doesn't want to offend the shopper from the Midwest. Hot? Spicy? Not a chance. Grow your own!!!!!

    3. Itty Bitty Whitty

      The chances of me getting a guacamole commercial for an episode of how to make guacamole is astronomical.

    4. Chettlar

      I'm surprised, given you love cumin so much, that you didn't throw in some cumin! It goes really great in guac. Just enough to add some taste is fine.

    5. the yes is yes

      come on ysac, when are you going to show us uncle Rick's guac

    6. George Greener

      Where/how the magic all started.

    7. Our Crazy Cravings

      Great Recipe. Nothing like fresh healthy Avocado Salsa. I tried to make my own. Do checkout- :)

    8. spleebo's tuxedos

      Guacamole was the first thing he cooked here

    9. U.S.S samurai

      Im so proud

    10. Sleasel Matches

      Episode one honion

    11. MxRant

      Wasn't there like ending where he cleans up the table and song "you suck at coocking" plays?

    12. Jacob Underwood

      Film Herald?

    13. Roy Watts

      He's definitely a Canadian.

    14. Bo-jivan Parker

      as someone who was waiting for the cumin to be put in the guac I feel called out at 3:05

    15. Er Niño Herminio

      Why waste ten bucks messing your food. Next time try a dash of catsup and prevent climate change.

    16. Crazed Humanoid

      “Four pronged spoon”

    17. Hedlan Kunsond

      please mass-produce the wangchucks

    18. Sonya Vincent

      God he's right. Everyone moans at other people's guacamole. Like they're professional food critics.

    19. Super STV

      The raisin thing reminds me of that time I took my moms phone out of her hand while she was sleeping and replaced it with a peanut. She was not happy.

    20. allnamesaretakenb4

      Is this funny?

    21. AN NGUYEN

      The gigantic supply intuitively afford because party whitely decay towards a cute biology. mountainous, strange morocco

    22. Cats 4E

      I actually think red onion is better for guac. It gives it a more pungent flavor

    23. Cowplatter

      His kitchen walls have the mental and physical strength to kill someone.

    24. Nassim Demri

      Can't believe I only found this channel 2 days ago, I love your videos and creativity bro, unique ! Kudos to you, love it :D

    25. Harrison The Car Guy

      when i heard the words "single nucleotide polymorphism" i almost cried, thank you sir

    26. Lil lntro Vert

      I wonder if anyone has tried copying this dish in real life

    27. NightwishTarja

      YSAC is thу best out there for humor and recipes

    28. Ferit Keklik

      damn it I'm all out of raisins.

    29. Mindsmurf528

      why are there raisins in my pillow?

    30. Kaguyaa

      Purge the unlucky from the Earth, cilantro best herb.

    31. SuaveFireTeam

      your old guac video is funnier, as in you're losing your touch :]

    32. Akhill Dhilipkumar Kalaiyarasi

      The first video was guacamole and the 100th episode was also guacamole. Coincidence? I think not!!!

    33. Harvey

      2:08 FACE REVEAL AAAAAHHHHH

    34. OnonTheGamer

      *wang chucks*

    35. SmallvillenerdTwo

      this is the most reddit cooking show I've ever seen

    36. ahmed choiaikhia

      Wow your food realy looks gross

    37. angelic-weeping

      Made this. Ngl? Bomb asf try it. It's great guac.

    38. neonrain

      "I dont taste the worchestershire sauce"

    39. J'Lynn Jones

      U lost me for rasin and got me with the pillow

    40. Paul Ward

      What is this channel like 😂😂😂

    41. Jay The Snivy

      Fun fact: Guacamole is both the first and the one hundo episode

    42. Emily Glenn

      pls i swear this video was released yesterday

    43. c_dawggy

      EPISODE ONE HUNDO DUDE PUT THAT UN- DO ON 3 FUNDO

    44. Jenaba

      That's so funny when they said you suck at cooking

    45. Kim Van Note

      You are kind of funny

    46. Not A nut

      it's episode 1 all over again

    47. Joe Slav

      it did not know i had a genetic defect bceause it does taste like soap to me :(

    48. Simon Abbott

      I got an ad for hair removal with this video 😆

    49. depresso espresso

      people put chocolate in guacomole

    50. smile

      Depitulate. Thanks dude.

    51. Whoomy

      YSAC doesnt know how to heart comments so he just puts a

    52. Zach Stewart

      Bought your book, I can't make a meal without laughing my ass off

    53. Logan Luinstra

      I made my first guacamole today, I used this recipe, it was heckin shmackin

    54. G Falk

      wtf is that cringe intro though

      1. DX87 • Gaming

        It’s not cringe it’s *art*

    55. HakkaDakka

      ok, no garlic??

    56. Tilya7

      So funny 😂

    57. Eli Mistriel

      The ending couldn't have been better

    58. Subatomic

      I just went through comments to see someone talk about epicurious but nothing

    59. Jamie McEwan

      Don't Google Wangchucks

      1. Jamie McEwan

        Just kidding, I didn't even try this and you can do what you want

    60. zimlit

      "This doesn't work well if your knife isn't haunted" I knew I shouldn't have gotten that knife exorcism

    61. MTGamer

      3:09 turn in the subtitles, someone at KGup is having a moment

    62. Mackenzie Reykdal

      no garlic?

    63. Alligator on a stick

      I always know my roommate made a batch of fresh quac when I find raisins in my pillow

    64. Tony Miranda

      Throw back time

    65. Moey107

      episode 1: guacamole episode 100: I'll frickin do it again

    66. Sean Younts

      yesterday was the 1 year anniversary of this amazing milestone

    67. M I

      C'mom man, at least use some pepper.

    68. Prabodha Wijewardhana

      well he looks smart to me because you know he says things that I don't even understand

    69. Hallie Harris

      Totally not authentic with tomato. :-p

    70. Michael Bryant

      He’s like if binging with babish and howtobasic had a baby I’m scared

    71. AyeIace Smiley

      Anyone else think that the roommate must be like “damn... again!?”

    72. Raj Vaidya

      hahaha this is too funny

    73. Kuda Man

      Lmao this really needs raisins

    74. TacDyne

      All the party "critiques" reminded me of two days in my life back in 1995. Day one I cooked pasta the way I always cook it for my Sicilian GF and she complained, "You over cooked it! It's not el dente! You ruined it!"... so I tossed the pan in the sink and walked away. Day two I was at my buddy's house and cooked pasta the exact same way I always cook it and he complained, "You under cooked the pasta! It's too chewy! You ruined it!"... so I tossed it in the sink and walked away. Fucking ingrates. I then knew it was time to serve them Ex Lax with copious amounts of crushed magnesium tablets.

    75. tacticalumbrella

      Ur editing is bomb af

    76. ThisUserLikesIce

      most of the people who watched this video probably didn't catch the references to the first ysac episode

    77. John Pontaoe

      uncle: choppity flippin' chop neice: uncle, it's choppity f*ckin' chop

    78. Bucky NG

      The only change which is personal preferance is red onion instead of white nd a little more chunky tomatoes

    79. Nandy

      Helloooo

    80. Jean Starnes

      0:52 oh but all of a sudden I don’t like pulp in my lemonade and I’m a tool? Y’know what YSAC I’m talking away your Pokémon cards you’re grounded >:(

    81. IndigoGollum

      Why isn't the depitulator in the ysac store?

    82. Maris Staff70

      If you you remember the original you deserve a veteran’s discount.

    83. Banana shavings

      I like the guacamole video when he said fuck every five seconds

    84. Wet Cashews

      so i was trying to make this recipe but i forgot to put raisins in my roommates pillow so then my guacamole got over cooked

    85. Rusty

      No garlic? BLASPHEMY!

    86. IronBrutesRage

      Noice but yeah cilantro is nasty so are chives...i think it's chives...no maybe not...whatever those small things are that kinda have a cinnamon taste...clovers? Shit's nasty...

    87. thespeedyyoshi

      I keep think this is a normal cooking channel and then I see stuff like 1:40 and I’m like oh right.

    88. Chemicist

      I really don’t like the wangchucks. Please don’t chuck my wang.

    89. Subhrodeep Saha

      That IS what SNP is.

    90. Paperface125

      Hi

    91. DoodleNoodle 129

      I swear if I ever find someone who puts raisins in guacamole I will yeet them into the start of quarantine

    92. Kill Me

      This was a really good way to make guacamole the only problem is when I put the raisins in my roommates pillowcase his arm suddenly became Possessed and broke my leg besides that pretty good recipe

    93. Blu luu

      Your so white. You need 2 forks to take out the seed 😂

      1. Lays

        r/whooooosh also, it's called a pit

    94. Oyasumi Ohayo

      What the heck have you done to Rantaro

    95. David Geertsema

      When you cut the lime I could swear that I smelt lime, then I realized my key lime pie was burnt.

    96. Roald Granlund

      I just realized that he made guac as his first and his one hundredth episode

    97. Marcus Wong

      Thought you were joking about the cilantro Decide to search it up and found out I’m unlucky

      1. Marcus Wong

        You Suck At Cooking :(

      2. You Suck At Cooking

        I'm sorry Marcus. I don't know what to say.

    98. Eclipse Flix

      I love how you got your sanity back through cooking

    99. Pika Memez

      He used the old intro. I loved that

    100. A Stick

      recreation of first episode