Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

You Suck At Cooking

2,4 млн көрүүлөр233

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    I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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    How to make these scones:
    2 cups of all purpose flour
    3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
    1 tablespoon of baking powder
    A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
    1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
    Wangjangle those ingredients together
    Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
    Mix them in and go chunk hunting
    Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
    Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
    Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
    Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
    Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
    Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
    Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
    Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
    They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
    Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
    Or use one of these which is where I started:

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    1. You Suck At Cooking

      I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

      1. watchmeimflying

        That’s i ok I don’t trust your recipes anyway 😂

      2. numbereightyseven

        The salt clip? Does salt come in clips?

      3. Eva Harvey

        I believe that Weird Al would collaborate, ask him? You have great songs bro!🤩🎶🥰🎵

      4. Saturn

        I added flaky salt on top and 👌

      5. CATGILLS

        thank you for saying please

    2. Wakering living history Group

      It’s a scone until is sgone

    3. Jipsie Mune

      A scone nut ha ha well I am making this tonight

    4. o Ceti

      Imagine going for a walk and seeing a grown man rolling a rock and chasing after it with a camera in the woods

    5. Anna Ballet

      Delicious, mouth watering, perfection

    6. Trinity of God


    7. poppy rose

      The song is actually kinda convincing

    8. Professor Chaos

      5:30 Because you're going to want to add this to your playlists when your driving down the road in your monster truck headed to the outlet mall eating your scone.

    9. Ryan L

      Waste Of Time.... I need to know how to make scones, not tell flat jokes

    10. rymar

      crackin vid lad. much luv m8 x

    11. WheelsAlwaysTurning

      Fun Fact: You Suck at Cooking

    12. Andrea Mendoza Sánchez

      Hello dear is the recipe with prepared or unprepared flour? please help me

      1. You Suck At Cooking

        I'm not sure what prepared flour is. It's all purpose flour, so I would say non-prepared? It's not self rising flour. It's just flour.

    13. Carlos Vargas

      *immediately stops at **1:50** to check if pastries are illegal in Ireland* Ah, got me. Only meat and dairy cannot be imported. And there was some health initiative in 2017 or whatever

    14. Silver Falcon

      My husband is addicted to these. I've made them twice now and he keeps asking for them.

    15. JJD76

      It’s pronounced scone, not scone. SMDH

    16. james yeung

      >you'll never be a scone.

    17. Leelannee

      Hahahaha ha!!!

    18. Mori

      If you half everything except the milk and add more sugar you can throw it into a cake pan, sprinkle brown sugar on top and have a blueberry-muffin-cake-thing.

    19. Hannah Lin


    20. moss h

      the leftover crumbs remind me of a documentary I watched about reproduction. And they are all the cells that didn't make it to the egg first (typically only one.)

    21. Zarren Hattery

      This video inspired me to become a cook. It was one of the first videos I watched that actually gave me the motivation to change my career path, and now I’m in culinary school. Thank you.

      1. You Suck At Cooking

        WHOA that's amazing!! Wishing you all the best :)

    22. zaknafein254

      1:14 was that a cut-off version of the final fantasy theme or am I crazy

    23. Re cowabunga

      Dude, your videos rock. Keep em coming.

    24. Linda Chisholm

      usually a internet hermit...the food industry is my life (50 years) . Stumbling on this site is MAGIC !. Deliciously entertaining

    25. verma gautam

      lmao!! Instant follow. I love the humor & the content.

    26. NightwishTarja

      YSAC you are my spiritual animal:) bless you

    27. Turtle_ Five

      Can confirm pastries are illegal here

    28. Kit_Cat_

      This is my favorite music artist. Topping the us charts

    29. Allan Gray

      This may be the channel's greatest work

    30. Azur


    31. Manahil Chaudhry

      Could I use strawberries instead of blueberries?

    32. Maggie Ruan

      yo anyone actually tried this recipe? im actually considering making it...

    33. Cool Ziemnior64

      i tried to lay a mini wall with that recepie with stones and bricks and it just fell.. but the cakes worked out!

    34. Ravyan Asro

      "Wasting your life on the internet" Me : And I took that personally.

    35. Rainkatt Studio

      May I interject...Scottish scones (rhymes with 'all gone') are cut into wedges.... silly English scones, are round...that's why we Scots are set apart from the silly English and their round scones, we are original! We are Scotland the BRAVE.....they may take our scones, but they will never take...OUR FREEDOM!!! Sorry, I get emotional over scones.... (And they must be served with butter and bitter Dundee marmalade)

    36. Ben Dover

      You suck at comedy...

    37. Jennifer Phillips

      Who even are you!?! I came here to do legit research on how to make scones for my church ladies. I laughed my face off, almost waking my sleeping hubs. Now I have to go down a rabbit hole and watch all your vids. Thanks

    38. endville

      but i thought american scones were biscuits

    39. Lil Apple

      There's another pronunciation. Some people pronounce it "scurne"

    40. irob rf

      I get sconed after work to unwind .

    41. cheese potato

      Baking cement

    42. Aubrey Iacobelli

      Dude, this was great. I've never heard of or watched your channel, and was looking for a scone recipe and nearly spat out my smoothie laughing. I had to rewind again and again to catch all your puns, and correctly guessed that you were a dad. Thanks for the laugh!!

    43. Fabiola Balliu

      Like not the other cooking channels, your finished product looks ugly. At the end of the day, we need that ugly truth!

    44. Reesispiecis

      My first time making scones and they turned out perfectly!! Thank you😃

    45. havocproltd

      THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!! 4 50+ y/o white people sitting around the vacation home kitchen table waiting for OUR rum-sodden scones to "express themselves" and laughing our asses off!!! Happy New Year!!

    46. Takayoshi Kojima


    47. Lex

      Pass me the scagel

    48. Aristides

      You know dabloons is a real currency from a made up country called italy

    49. Ninja Thumbs

      OK idiots when you say gone do you say it the same way you say scone?

    50. Ninja Thumbs

      I think this is what happens when you cook alone with no recipes or help or skills but some how edible stuff was made.

    51. Slaughta House 808

      I hunt wild boar and I approve this message

    52. Mxicle

      Hey, are you gonna eat that *CROISSCONE?*

    53. Logan


    54. Abby Sudduth

      i like that he's one of the funniest guys on KGup BUT unlike the other funny KGuprs he isnt racist or a pedo lmao

    55. Blanche Quizno

      ...I...I could *so* do this!

    56. Blanche Quizno

      I think it's spelled "doubloons"...[/pedant]

    57. Charlie Humphreys

      It's pronounced "scone", not "scone".

    58. oliver hale

      you should make an album, your music is actually very good.

    59. oliver hale

      there's alot of hidden metaphors in your videos.

    60. h

      “The strongest shape, the scalene triangle” Hexagons: am I a joke to you?

    61. your lil boi sherlock

      will milk work instead of cream? *cuzidonthavecreamandiamtoolazytogoandgetit*

    62. Steph Smutylo

      I had to stop watching this after the talking about scone pronunciation. The rapid talking was unpleasant. Sorry. I will have to find another scone video.

    63. Team Cyborg

      Can't believe he got Morgan Freeman for this video

    64. Fabbrizio Plays

      I've wondered for a long time how to describe your energy. But now I think I've got it. You're the Bill Wurtz of cooking.

    65. Inferno


    66. Robert Dasenbrock

      your a national treasure. wang jangle for life.

    67. All the Sage

      The rolling scones had me chuckling

    68. MonkeySpecs301

      funniest cooking channel!!

    69. Gringodingo7

      I made this and I’m just sayin that I’m kinda addicted

    70. Mango T

      My friend whose mum and dad were from Scotland, it was scoon. But he said scone. 🤷‍♀️. Thanks for the recipe! I love these.

    71. Mango T

      The rocks as the Scottish scones😂. Well met, sir!

    72. SirHowse

      That blantons is some good ass whisky

    73. Pasquale Romano

      Your Ice cream scone looks like Boba Fett's Slave 1

    74. Lydia Janis Sawyer

      This is a joke but it works perfectly. That is your whole channel isn't it.

    75. Tobyey

      Song at the end was really good, can we get a YSAC album of all the songs? 😂

    76. Rone

      The scornucopia really looks more like the highly toxic scone snail

    77. Bundy714

      Damnit, How did you make that last shot? That was awesome.

    78. shivani verma

      "give them space to express themselves, cause change is inevitable" lmao

    79. kathy mello

      You funny! I subbed.....

    80. Lyle1039

      I'm going to make some scones...

    81. Karen The Kat ZON

      Papa was a rollin' scone....

    82. DoodleNoodle 129

      British scones are better than American scones. Change my mind

    83. Sophia Reetz

      He's wrong. The strongest shape is the SCONELENE triangle!!!

    84. Loud

      To all the yanks in this comment section don't come here trying to use scones as money

    85. Marc Oliaro

      Exactly 20 minutes later lol

    86. First mate Splitz

      I recommend to drink with a cup of olive oil

    87. Samuel

      The proper technique when chunk-hunting is to use my patented “Edmond Scissorfist” technique.

    88. Dukefazon

      I have to keep reminding myself not to learn anything I see here.

    89. Octorose

      If you want to be a disgusting person that is very hungry and needs food ASAP, the dough has no eggs so you can eat it raw

    90. Emily Griese

      I was so worried we weren’t going to get the resolution of the two rocks stuck together‘s character arc but you pulled through in the end

    91. SaukaKumagae

      Thanks for the video! I've made these scones already 4 times! And shared the recipe and this video with two other friends.

    92. Autumn Marilyn

      I love this. I can’t tell whether it’s real time or voice over, it’s great

    93. Soni Oswal

      Drop an album

    94. Sofia

      Chinese can read these but argentinians no,how is that posible?

    95. StaleCroissants


    96. Chops Freyer

      Butter trick....put in freezer and use a cheese grater, cuts in for perfect crumble mixing

    97. Skittles20013

      Hahaha I love these vids 😂😂😂

    98. Tinigame

      Tried to make these but it ended up more like a blueberry greasy bread probably since I can't convert imperial units and i have no idea what cream is.

    99. Monroe Ezra

      Scone+donut= *s c o n u t*

    100. Faze Walter

      ya bluddy wanker it's fookin scune