Ep. 57 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer


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    Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing exclusive golf clubs. Bert tells the story of when he learned about racial slurs as a child, and they have fun watching videos of disgusting toenails, dilated pore removals, and navel stones. They react to getting shouted-out on 85 South, and recall how they got into hip-hop. They take a look at the SUBEAP submissions they got, their take on the PLASTT phenomenon, and discuss their best and worst strip club experiences. Bert also shares how he got mistaken for a Trump supporter on Instagram.

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    1. fallen9878

      I can’t believe I saw my most favorite comedian ever get excited over some ahh I love 2021 much love Tom and Bert

    2. bizbaby

      I know this was before the capitol surge, but I still think the trump stuff is unfunny and SUPER irresponsible, it’s not even funny to make it worse. PEOPLE’S LIVES WERE LOST MAN! It’s nothing funny about that... he radicalized Americans. He’s a legit traitor... CUT THE SHIT OUT BERT

    3. Chandler Gwilliam

      Bobby Lee and Ryan Sickler

    4. Patrice Fullhart

      Best revenge movie EVER is Salton Sea with Val Kilmer! check it out

    5. Ryno

      Come to Australia and try and tell someone not to say "retard" 😂😂😂

    6. Marcos Rodriguez

      Tim and ryan!

    7. Brennan Weaver

      LeAnne or Bobby lee are tied

    8. mmaassoo

      Smart Tim. This is under YMH

    9. Evan Atwood

      Barf got a job from a guy called cheese Hmmmmmmmm

    10. Crystal Elliott

      Best guess bear was LeeAnn

    11. TheEmzley

      Tim Dillon

    12. Austin Murray

      If we could get bert on a game show I'm almost certain we could recreate the South Park scene where Randy thinks he knows the answer and shouts the n word with a giant smile

    13. Chris Heryla

      Lmao playing Pac-Man 😂😂😂

    14. Oliver Dansinger

      best is bert and push

    15. Mayvous *

      Best guest was Bobby Lee

    16. rajveer khanduja

      ryan sickler A HUNDRED PERCENT

    17. Funny Stuff

      41:20 has Toms best expression ever

    18. Michael Stevens

      Law abiding citizen?

    19. Gage Mainus


    20. 11B BQ

      It's awesome seeing a guy laugh at politics and messing with his kids for a giggle. Of course two teenagers are pissed about politics they definitely don't understand. As if 2020 hasn't proven we got fucked by both sides. Let's just talk and laugh and chill.

    21. chloe kruger

      leanne forsure

    22. COOGS12

      Naval stones! Lmfao

    23. wesoldiersallday

      "It'll be fun we'll have a good time" 1:25:50


      Favorite guest Bear was Ryan Sickler, Tim Dillon was a close second

    25. Union Wireman


    26. WATTson

      Put a 3 musketeers in the freezer, it’ll change your life. Same with a zero bar

    27. Ashleysart Attack

      I’m 27 and my parents have never heard me curse once. I didn’t start until I was like 17 and in college. And still, I have never cursed with my mother around ever. And it’s not something I was taught. My parents were always trying to pressure me to curse. But I never did.

    28. Broken Routine Podcast


    29. Jason Allnatt

      Tim dillon was favorite guest host

    30. Steve N. Brule

      Law Abiding Citizen is a pretty badass movie

    31. Jake Wick

      Ryan sickler by far


      "i guess you can use tinder and not fuck them" and that's how 2020 ended. HAPPY CHRISTMAS


      Recist to psychopathic murder. Fun conversation

    34. Jack Miles

      Bert’s Joey impression is pretty good tbh

    35. jarl-caysen

      1:22:00 joke all you want but i believe ron funches when he says it was night and day with his kid.

    36. Mickala Kabeary

      Labs do thousands of vaccine trials before the vaccine is even approved for the public. If somone were to "grow a tail" they would know during the trials.

      1. jarl-caysen

        you're right, they would know. except they also don't care and would roll it out anyway!

    37. Johan Ludvigsson

      I just realised how to reveal the people that run the world, just invite Bert to the Bilderbergmeating

    38. Epic Guy

      Bobby all the way

    39. Brandon Brawner

      this made me feel rat ass

    40. Brandon Brawner

      that black family was racist as fuck they called him honky and all kinds of shit then it gets unplugged when burt drops the bomb

    41. nathan garcia

      I hate bert.

    42. Trevor Carlisle

      Bert makes me feel a lot better about my personal vices.

    43. Hide Yah Mom

      Best guest bear is Lee Anne or Sickler

    44. Cameojoe

      How many times I gotta hear bert tell the same dumb fucking strip club story!? I get that he does multiple shows an all but that story really isn't funny enough to repeat this many times... wish tom would jump in and remind him when he does this shit.

    45. john y

      Leanne and bobby were great but I loved how Tom set up the episode with Leanne! Her episode was the best imo. Also I could tell tom was finally breathing through his nose on those episodes too. #BertSmells #BertFucksDogs

    46. john y

      I cant stop screaming law abiding citizens

    47. Average Joe Gaming

      Finally someone other than me is blown away by Busta Rhymes growth. Dude is yoked af

    48. Tommy L

      Bobby lee

    49. Dave Gammon

      “I wouldn’t trust something my best friend made, but I’d trust anything big pharma forced me to take.” I wouldn’t trust Burt either, but at least I know he doesn’t profit from my illness.

    50. Dave Gammon

      Anyone having a political flag should never really be “Outrageous”. Ppl are so fucking dumb.

    51. cakright

      Best Guest Bear-Bobby Lee

    52. 11BangBang

      As someone from Indiana who has frequented Ft. Wayne.... Can’t blame him. 😂

    53. allenc1091

      At 1:00:34 Bert says "A broken femur is a game changer." Foreshadowing....? LOLLLLL

    54. Noe Garcia Jr


    55. Kelli bell

      Bobby lee was the best best guest bear

    56. Erasmo Flores

      The leann story where she dove off the bike was the funniest part to me idk why!

    57. David Mills

      Between Sickler and Dillon #bestguestbear

    58. Bobby Ludlam

      1:04:00 I'm screaming!!! law abiding citizen

    59. TrapHunt

      So Bert's daughter is dating D'elia, and Joey busted his fingers up with a hammer? Poor D'elia, dude can't catch a break, unless it's his fingers.

    60. Logan S

      This is how advertisements should be done

    61. Scott W

      Bert, I know you and your wife are doing your best, but your kids are very dumb.

    62. Christian Hopkins

      NAVEL STONES NAVEL STONES , i think bart came a little

    63. Weston Forced-last-name-display

      42:25 I feel like at this moment Tom finally started questioning legitimately the sanity of Chrysler

    64. catcruz35

      12 fucken burgers 🍔 😂

    65. kyla marie

      Ok but wasn’t the word “idiot” a diagnosis at one point too tho?

    66. Brian HL

      hey mommies, did you hear? burnt has been made to feel like a less valuable white person due to a very biased inflection. we need to not only support burnt, but also to demand an official apology from rapper t.i., you know, that _black man._

    67. zergintrest

      Bert don't worry. Your N word story, I feel, is a story of someone being wrong, getting told so, and was explained on why they were wrong. And admitting that they, in the past, were wrong and accepts it. Cuz you learned, and you applied that to your life. Everybody was wrong at some point. It's how you changed. But, fuck what do I know.

    68. Peter Rabbit

      So this week how did Bert justify being hungover?

    69. Dennis Cadieux

      Lots of people still can and do use the word retard. Get out of the LA echochamber.

    70. jakey runescape

      i miss sickler he doesnt talk about killing people

    71. Mike R

      1) Sickler 2) Leann 3) Tim Dillon 4) Please don't do Bobby Lee again

    72. 마마맘마마마마마ᅡ

      This was a great episode of “Bert cancels himself.”

    73. terry winston

      wow bert's podcast numbers for bertcast have plummeted big time. think tom and bill will b cutting the bert tethering dead weight soon.

    74. TMAN


    75. trolrtkorjkhgjdn

      bert is so annoying when he talks about editing stuff out but I think its a holdout from his days on tv

    76. Stephen Jenkins

      Wow - Tom actually got to speak a bit in this one, just like if he were a person and not just Bert's sounding board.

    77. Michael Gibson

      I love how people nervous about this vaccine are grouped in with anti-vaccers. It has been rushed through the process and it's an all new form of vaccine. If you're not nervous you got something wrong with you. The other vaccines have a long track record. And oh all the doctors told me? Doctors are wrong LITERALLY all the time

    78. Bartłomiej Zubkiewicz

      Nadav didn't knew that Bert is talking about Law Abiding Citizen. Jeebus.

    79. Jeff Harambe

      I've watched every episode of this podcast, and I think this one has to be one of the best. The part when they're talking about revenge for hurting their families made me think of Cersei Lannister and what she says to Septa Unella: Septa: "I am ready to meet my God" Cersei "You think you're going to die today??? Right now????? You are not going to die for quite some time."

    80. Trevor Payne

      Best guess 100% Ryan

    81. C B

      LeeAnn was the best substitute bear ever!!!

    82. Miranda Daigle

      Ryan sickler

    83. Christian Denmark

      The male cellar worrisomely offend because clipper biologically drain vice a alert buffer. ignorant, burly tulip

    84. Maria Zielinski

      Tie between Bobby & Tim

    85. robert mathews


    86. Todd Durbin

      Sickle cell

    87. Marshall McDonough

      1. tym dillen 2. rian siqler 3. bobbee lee 4. leehan chrystals (sorry leehan ur super funny but its kinda unfair when ur being compared to comedians)

    88. Otaku Andy

      Watching this shroomed out , Bert is fat asf lmfao

    89. Jose Arteaga

      Best guest bear!!! Ryan Sickler, or anyone that doesn’t fuck dogs!

    90. alex soares

      Bobby Lee

    91. Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz

      35:02 Anh biết nhiều về Thuốc Mê không? Còn em gói gọn lại đó là anh ⌨

    92. Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz

      12:11 Để hôm nay gục đầu trong nỗi nhớ 👞

    93. Joshua Sanders

      Ryan Sickler was the best

    94. Lighthouse094

      I guess you are teaching tolerance eh Bert?

    95. Lighthouse094

      My daughter's don't know anything but they are anti Trump. Yup makes sense. SMH

    96. BonBon

      Let Tim talk! Brett has about 10 not that exciting stories that he tells over and over. The stripper story.....ugh. I still cannot tell if Tim’s memory is that shit or if he just endures it. Bring back any if the guest hosts. Sickler is the best. Bobby Lee is also the best.

    97. Spencer Stutesman

      I love hearing Bert tell stories that he’s already told on the podcast like he’s never told them before 🤣🤣🤣

    98. Daniel Dominguez

      Bert is obviously racist...

    99. Jason Miller

      Best guest bear by a long shot was LeAnn

    100. Saint BoPo

      This was a great episode of “Bert cancels himself.”