Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate

Ted Nivison

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    In this episode of Cooking With Ted, Ted Nivison is Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate. This is the most excellent and informative cooking show. I made pizza homemade, utilizing yeast, dough, mozzarella, and all the other stuff that create a pizza. I feel glorious. I feel reborn. Why are you even looking at the bottom of the description what do you have to gain from reading this dude.

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    1. OGGE BRUV

      Every time i see the rum bottle in frame more seems to be missing from the bottle

      1. Ellington Thomas

        This could possibly be because he’s drinking it off cara throughout the video, or emptying the bottle slowly for comedic effect.

      2. Ryan Beardsleys

        @TinnierSpark326 then I reply to your reply to your reply to your reply to your to your reply

      3. THEMaNIsWOrTHit


      4. Dante Damm

        Crazy what happens when you drink rum lmao

      5. TheRosieGhost Gaming

        Ted + pirate + pizza + rum = content

    2. Fallen_Hearts

      Watching Ted feels like a fever dream

    3. Gaia The Leafwing

      dude your house has the *EXACT* same layout as my grandparent's house

    4. Mr. Giggles

      I hope you washed your hand first!

    5. blVze

      hi ted how are you today

    6. 100Darkspine

      Sanji Vinsmoke is absolutely reeling at this video

    7. Likeimgoingtoputmyrealname

      I imagine Ted is very good at cunniligus

    8. Mark Beaks

      Ted: No video has ever taken me this long, it's 12 AM. Creating The Ultimate Nut Butter: *Food processor noises*

    9. Private_juicy123 4

      You look like mud.consumer

      1. Private_juicy123 4

        @Ted Nivison yes

      2. Ted Nivison

        Mud consumer looks like me

    10. K.F.Kross

      12:50 ever heard of Hell's Kitchen, Ted?

    11. David Opp

      I love that he gets four pounds of tomatoes just to use like half a cup of sauce

    12. Broski Bros

      Actually that hook can act like a dough hook so it comes off easier

    13. Dr. Logic

      Ted can cook

    14. Native Narrative


    15. lunula Productions

      I loved the moment where ted had a existential crisis due to the fire alarm then ate the pizza, and was like, "oh shit"

    16. Noah Patty

      9:46 me when ever I wash my hands.

    17. Joebama

      Ted: admits to crime Govt: doesn't do anything because ted is terrifying

    18. Zachary Calleja

      He clearly likes it!

    19. Clouded Star

      Actually it’s November today

    20. FatalFear

      Ted tall af

    21. Fate Traitor

      hook bit didnt last long

    22. Classic Karma

      I hope Ted knows that he could’ve just soaked the tomatoes in hot water for a bit and that the skin just peels rights off after that.. Edit: I just got to the part where he found this out lmao

    23. SaltyAifos

      This man scares me

    24. Vector

      6:07 me to my meat

    25. FunnyBone

      What’s the outro music?

    26. norm

      he looks like the type of guy to have a name like Ted

    27. Wicked Chicken

      Ted gotta watch iAmMoshow The Cat Rapper.

    28. Jr1Dragonology

      Ted made a pizza as a pirate the same day I told my parents I was a lesbian, what world am I living in.

    29. Gracially Feliciano

      Least it didn't catch fire Edit: just i sent this, the frickin fire alarm started souding

    30. selmioio

      bruh u look like young robert downey jr

    31. JouJneyArachmach

      u sound like young tom hanks

    32. Remprixv C

      Hey if you see this. You are cool. 🤘👌

    33. Kyle H

      Wood fired pizza How’s pizza supposed to get a job now

    34. miat

      forget the hook, my question is who in their right mind puts CARROTS in PIZZA SAUCE?

    35. Raphael Trillanes

      Lol you made me curious and do this for thanksgiving.

    36. Head of a thousand sheep's wool

      The music is great because this may as well be an Unus Annus video

    37. The Englishman

      I better fucking see a video of ted trying to cook a Turkey sometime soon

    38. Drunken Sailor


    39. Mitaki TM

      I just watched a man suffer in 10 different languages, neat.

    40. Netsu Dreams

      *me realizing he uploaded this 4 weeks ago*

    41. Hello Goodbye

      Should have used the dough hook

    42. Maluga Whale

      Ted: “honestly this hook isn’t giving me a hard time yet” Also Ted 2 seconds later: “WhY dID I ThINk a HoOK WOulD bE GoOd fOr DoUGh”

    43. BLindley2k23

      "No video has ever taken me this long to make" *Laughs in Nut Butter*

    44. BLindley2k23

      "He Clearly Likes It!"

    45. Ronan Healey

      Why does Ted look normal in the costume?

    46. Daniel Lubers

      Why u say fuck so much

      1. Remprixv C


    47. FallMusic

      Please get this man on the great British bakeoff

    48. Claydon Cathorall

      The work ethic is wonderful on this boyo

    49. Mason Knapp

      Don't worry Ted one time I cut myself with a butter knife

    50. Christopher Doman

      Honestly the hook could be a really good dough-hook, which is what you use to mix up the dough if you have the attachment for the hand mixer

    51. NiBBa Lightning

      Where is the peanut butter and jelly sardin sandwich 🗿

    52. N3K0

      i literally got a pizza ad watching this lol-

    53. yellow m&m

      the american version of wilbur

      1. Remprixv C


    54. Silent Siege

      I'm getting rum ads now thanks

    55. fish swim

      gotta love teddy

    56. Motivational Lizard

      Wait to does this mean that all of teds plans were to just poison pizza

    57. FuckSmucker

      The hook literally would’ve worked better than the beaters

    58. Orij

      If you'd think about it pineapple pizza might've been a pirates favorite pizza.

    59. D’angelo Onfroy

      Anyone remember JehBerDeh or whatever. I think that name is better than just ted nivison. Bring jehberdeh back.

    60. Festive's Things and stuffs 2


    61. WilliamOnYT

      Are you Ted Nivison?

    62. EmilyCanSortaDraw :3

      I’ll take your entire stock

    63. Photography Craze

      also as much sense it sounds to get the electrical whisker to make the dough, it doesnt' work very well, ive tried with anything but my hands but unfortunately, with hands is the most effective one to make a good pizza dough without any chances of there being shit in it

    64. Photography Craze

      sorry but is sugar in pizza dough a common thing? idk but ive made pizzas without cooking oil and theyve been fine so maybe das a thing!

    65. Gabe H

      Why does he know william osman

    66. SriFoo

      Since you did not milk a cow, and make cheese from scratch I don't count this.

    67. Ana Cruz

      Spoiler alert: he ditched the hook half way through

    68. JackTheFlea10

      13:15 ok i was looking at the comments so i couldn't see the video at all and i SWEAR that was Al from toy story aka the founder of Al's Toy Barn

    69. Kayno _

      Wait, if Italy was the first to make pizza... ITALY PIRATES 🇮🇹 🏴‍☠️ 🍕

    70. crissy s.

      POV: you came from his ex girlfriend’s tiktok

    71. Amelia Chastain

      I’m from TikTok...

    72. Chan _101

      i wouldn’t be surprised if ted was actually working as a secret chef as a side gig for youtube


      13:16 Ted acts like a dumbass

    74. eloraz

      he is the white dad R rated version of garrett watts

    75. HCGosling

      That’s a nice pizza, mnnn just like my mama usta make

    76. MrMs Anime

      ey ted why not buying a real hook so you dont need a knife

    77. Victoria Salinas

      Christmas edition: Building a Gingerbread House but I’m Freddy Kruger First video I’ve ever watched of yours I am impressed!

    78. 3 unskippable ads

      "I present to you the greatest pizza making costume in the world!" *car ad plays*

    79. yami supersleuth

      Does Ted know that's not how you peel tomatoes?

    80. yo hammy

      Me with my gf 9:46

    81. Robo Donut

      1:17 ad

    82. Jebus

      It sounds like fucking Peter griffin is cooking pizza with me and I love it

    83. Honestly_Ally

      i rly hoped this whole video you wouldn’t say a word in english and just talk in an ancient language.

    84. saddly


    85. luigi77714

      You know, as an Italian who makes his own pizza about once a week, I gotta say your dough isn't too far off really. Though a useful trick is to cover the bowl in which you put it with a couple of blankets while you wait for it to rise, so the warmth will make it raise better

    86. Blubers

      dont say jfk assasination was faked i was one of the assasins

    87. kata kankus

      watching you make the dough is pain

    88. LLYKNA

      Some men say the water still hasn’t reached 180

    89. VeRtOgO 711

      Good job you tube mentioned ya

    90. Lazy Beams

      @Binging With Babish please

    91. Kingshrimp

      It’s foxy the pirate Ted (fnaf reference)

    92. Lindsay Schultz

      Best opening ever.

    93. monochromatic _child

      my favourite part is how everything starts to go wrong but it some how ends up working in his favor as if he knows what hes doing lol

    94. BavaDava80

      Whole video: NO NO NOOOOOOOO

    95. Koni Keebi

      1:34 okay, how many people made the bowling alley screen joke already

    96. A_W_EM

      "i looked at po..." mhm yep 100% didn't think he would say porn at all

    97. Simon Emir Santamaria

      yeah the assasin line made him the best youtuber in my eyes

    98. Pyruh

      Where's your eyepatch Ted?

    99. sarahwhat

      My dad watched two minutes of this and said it was stupid lmao

    100. noatryy

      I spent the entire video staring at Ted's microwave. I really don't know why.