After this I might find the courage to cut my straight bangs myself. I can't even look through them right now. Also: If Brad Mondo ever reacts to this, the two sides of my subscription tab would have the weirdest crossover.
My theory: Dorian is Brian from another universe. Dorian (I don't necessarily think that his name is Dorian, but it could be) has found a hole in realities and used this hole to send over a spreadsheet. He then contacted Brian and is sending him money to incentivise him to edit the spreadsheet in order to keep growing the hole, as the spreadsheet is the anchor that keeps these two realities connected. The hole eventually gets big enough for Dorian to pass through. Brian then meets up with Dorian and Dorian steals Brian's mouth in order to make himself look more like this Brian. He then uses Brian's visage to recruit more people for this until enough people have been replaced. Notes The reason I claim Dorian to be Brian from and alternate universe is because of 3 reasons. 1: Dorian is apparently rich enough to give Brian $20,000 dollars a month. Me theory about Dorians wealth is that he is about as rich as Brian is, but in the alternate universe USD is more like yen in the sense that there are no decimals. 2: Dorian loves at an address that no longer exists. In the other universe, that house wasn't destroyed by the blizzard. Dorian thought this to be the same in our world, which is why he said that's where he lived. Unfortunately for Brian (and possibly the rest of humanity), he is very gullible. 3: Dorian does not need a mouth to speak. My theory is that humans in Dorian's reality don't have mouths and speak and eat through other means. Not quite sure how Dorian stole Brian's mouth, but I'm kind of leaning on that whole "weird stuff is gonna happen if you interact with yourself if you time travel" trope.
I had a dream last night that you had retired from video making entirely, and were working at like Dave and Busters or something like that. You were also completely disillusioned with anyone talking about your videos, so when I approached you and told you that I was a huge fan, and it was really cool to meet you, you were... basically a complete asshole. At the end we had come to somewhat of an understanding, and I started treating you like just an employee, like you seemed to want, and the last thing I said to you was "hey, we could use more paper towels in the bathroom." Weird dream, and really not related to the video, but I felt like sharing it anyway.
3:38 “i can’t believe my eyes, I’ve got some jeans around my thighs” The jeans are singing his song, they really did appreciate what Brian has done and are coming to give him a hug, nothing could possibly be wrong here
someone should definitely deep fake you into Dan Stevens Human scenes of Beauty and The Beast
:,)
NOOOO not the BOWLLLLLL
7:37 Just leaving this here for personal use.
You guys remember his actual first tutorial... jorts
Brian those Jorts are NOT a bit above the at knee. That’s gotta be like 5 inches atleast!
Instructions unclear, jorts have strangled my family
TIL your hairdryer voice is that of John Mulaney
HOLY SHIT HE ACKNOWLEDGED THE EXISTENCE OF NON CIS MEN
how did he end up w the quiff i wanted in 7th grade
9:14 JIM HAWKINS FROM TREASURE PLANET ??
The fact that BDG and I use the same shampoo and conditioner is the only thing getting me through this year
youre probably good to keep blow drying your hair on hot because you use products in it first!
very cool brian have u ever heard of a brush before?
BDG with a rat tail straight up looks like Thackery Binx from Hocus Pocus and I'm dying
@9:31 That's Guybrush Threepwood you landlubber, and you fight like dairy farmer!
You look like Tom Scott in 2009
hunzi, lao gan ma AND gochugaru? a man of culture, truly. great spices.
Haha What? Anyway did you know that you could earn 20k a month by being your own boss
“This guys a Bozo!”
So good when ryan remember his youtube account password
I'm only watching cus of the thumbnail
Brian with a mullet actually looks pretty good!
Afro When
the ponytail mullet look is strongly reminiscent of jim hawkins from treasure planet
the mullet look kinda looks good tho
That slow blink when he looked at the camera after revealing the bowl cut xD
i am very gay for mullet brian
people that dont condition their hair every time they wash confuse me
You have very nice hair
*thonk* "And theeerrreeee goes your deposit."
After this I might find the courage to cut my straight bangs myself. I can't even look through them right now. Also: If Brad Mondo ever reacts to this, the two sides of my subscription tab would have the weirdest crossover.
loved it bdg, loved
1:18 Hi football, I think I need better hair
unironically mullet looks so good on you. just grow some facial hair and its brilliant.
brian... you need supervision!
YOU TOO, KAREN!
Boys discovering self-beautifying is wholesome af
mullet+"rat tail" made him look like a brunette Guybrush Threepwood
b-brian,,,
Who knew BDG would collab with Mark Z Danielewski
this video took the most distressing turn hooo boy
Ngl this is me my sister and my older brother absksndbdjdbjd
0:48 what happened to her elbow and arms because that is not a normal arm
So now I have the same haircut as Brian, nice
i uh. i think that's the first pre-enactment i've ever seen...
He's cutting his hair cause he's no longer doing unraveled :_: it's a new chapter in his life
That bowl cut made you about 300% more European, ha ha, love the final cut though!
Everyone tag Brad mondo
Brian David Gilbert saying "ain't that just the way" made me smile so much for some inexplicable reason Edit: Over the Garden Wall
brian what the fuck did you just do
The second half of this video is scarier than $20k a month.
I love being Danish and still being able to understand the lyrics :)
when you have the same amount of siblings (2 boys and 1 girl)
He looks like that married guy from the try guys
*_ILL TAKE UR ENTIRE STOKE_*
My theory: Dorian is Brian from another universe. Dorian (I don't necessarily think that his name is Dorian, but it could be) has found a hole in realities and used this hole to send over a spreadsheet. He then contacted Brian and is sending him money to incentivise him to edit the spreadsheet in order to keep growing the hole, as the spreadsheet is the anchor that keeps these two realities connected. The hole eventually gets big enough for Dorian to pass through. Brian then meets up with Dorian and Dorian steals Brian's mouth in order to make himself look more like this Brian. He then uses Brian's visage to recruit more people for this until enough people have been replaced. Notes The reason I claim Dorian to be Brian from and alternate universe is because of 3 reasons. 1: Dorian is apparently rich enough to give Brian $20,000 dollars a month. Me theory about Dorians wealth is that he is about as rich as Brian is, but in the alternate universe USD is more like yen in the sense that there are no decimals. 2: Dorian loves at an address that no longer exists. In the other universe, that house wasn't destroyed by the blizzard. Dorian thought this to be the same in our world, which is why he said that's where he lived. Unfortunately for Brian (and possibly the rest of humanity), he is very gullible. 3: Dorian does not need a mouth to speak. My theory is that humans in Dorian's reality don't have mouths and speak and eat through other means. Not quite sure how Dorian stole Brian's mouth, but I'm kind of leaning on that whole "weird stuff is gonna happen if you interact with yourself if you time travel" trope.
This shouldn't be good as it is
This is just brian david gilbert’s fresh prince expository rap
9:16 bdg looks like guybrush threepwood
This is exactly how I cut my hair too
*snip* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
this radiates a terrifying and dionysian confidence that can't be communicated in words
why u cute
Two of the most corrupt politicians to ever see the office
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLOOd ON tHE JEANS
Thank you for your hair
9:14 Brianbrush Threepwood
but does he have any hip hop?
This is exactly the kind of article I would expect to read in Dave Chappelle's White People magazine!
Mullet Gilbert becomes the guy from Treasure Planet. XD
nuclear launch codes
how was the first half of this video seven minutes long and the second half was 30 minutes.
With the null cut he looks like backyard scientist
I’m up for this job
I had a dream last night that you had retired from video making entirely, and were working at like Dave and Busters or something like that. You were also completely disillusioned with anyone talking about your videos, so when I approached you and told you that I was a huge fan, and it was really cool to meet you, you were... basically a complete asshole. At the end we had come to somewhat of an understanding, and I started treating you like just an employee, like you seemed to want, and the last thing I said to you was "hey, we could use more paper towels in the bathroom." Weird dream, and really not related to the video, but I felt like sharing it anyway.
No the wildest part is the ad for Trader apps under the video.
3:38 “i can’t believe my eyes, I’ve got some jeans around my thighs” The jeans are singing his song, they really did appreciate what Brian has done and are coming to give him a hug, nothing could possibly be wrong here
I need the full 12 verse song
This is one of the videos for which the replay button was made.
appreciates the use of the word cis. dunno why. guess im just glad he knows it